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nialllhoran:

WHY ARE PHONES GETTING BIGGER WHEN GIRLS STILL BARELY HAVE POCKETS IN THEIR PANTS

Video 22 Sep 32,144 notes

mystiquemonique:

hes my new fave ginger

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Text 22 Sep 25,316 notes

blackcelty:

it’s 2014

stop making fun of black women for wearing a weave

stop making fun of black women for showing their natural hair

stop making fun of black women

stop

Text 22 Sep

I love doing time lapses these days. The final product is always nice to watch.

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Text 21 Sep 78,431 notes

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

Photo 21 Sep 161,726 notes

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via .
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via Saukerl.
Text 21 Sep 139,059 notes

behindtheplottwist:

Trying to remember an answer when taking a test

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Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in

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via FUN STUFF.
Chat 21 Sep 1,021,874 notes (❁´◡`❁)*✲゚* be nosy please
  •  1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
  •   2.When did your last hug take place?
  •   3.Are you a jealous person?
  •   4.Are you tired right now?
  •   5.Do you chew on your straws?
  •   6.Have you ever been called a tease?
  •   7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
  •   8.Do you cry easily?
  •   9.What should you be doing right now?
  •   10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
  •   11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
  •   12.Are you mad at someone right now?
  •   13.Do you believe in love?
  •   14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
  •   15.Who was the last person you talked to?
  •   16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
  •   17.Will you get married?
  •   18.When was the last time you smiled?
  •   19.Does anyone like you?
  •   20.Do you secretly like someone?
  •   21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
  •   22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
  •   23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
  •   24.What ARE you looking forward to?
  •   25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
  •   26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
  •   27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
  •   28.Are you a forgiving person?
  •   29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
  •   30.Do you fall for people easily?
  •   31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
  •   32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
  •   33.Who was the last person you drove with?
  •   34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
  •   35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
  •   36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
  •   37.Can you live a day without TV?
  •   38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
  •   39.Three names you go by...
  •   40.Are you currently in a relationship?
  •   41.What is your all-time favourite romance movie?
  •   42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
  •   43.What’s your current problem?
  •   44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
  •   45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
  •   46.How many kids do you want to have?
  •   47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
Text 21 Sep 435,010 notes

taco-bell-rey:

"I loved them before they got popular"

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Chat 21 Sep 631,298 notes
  • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
  • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
  • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
  • Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
  • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
  • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
  • Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
  • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
  • A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
  • Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
  • PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
  • Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
  • Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
  • Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
  • Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
  • Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
  • An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
  • Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
  • Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
  • Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?
  • Tom Hiddleston: You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.
  • Thranduil: You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.
  • Dwarves: You had two cows but now they're on fire.
  • Bilbo Baggins: You did not invite those two cows for dinner.
  • Cows: The shit you go through.
  • This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked
Video 21 Sep 65,980 notes

greenekangaroo:

sweaterkittensahoy:

Deadpool Annual (2014) #2

I am literally just sitting here with my mouth hanging open.

Deadpool: 

1) is capable of human relationships, be they romantic, platonic, or anywhere in between. 

2) considers Spiderman his friend, even if Peter’s a little leery on the subject.

3) Would kill for his friends. Has killed for his friends.

4) Is awesome. 

(Source: 5ummit)

Video 21 Sep 350,836 notes

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!


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